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mat007
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Joined: 12 Jan 2004
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 Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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Hehe ok i used a translator for the jokes because im not very good at french but i did the numbers 
| Code: | | if($msg =~ /^french num (.*)/) {<br />$messg = $1;<br />$messg =~ s/one/un/ig;<br />$messg =~ s/1/un/ig;<br />$messg =~ s/2/deux/ig;<br />$messg =~ s/two/deux/ig;<br />$messg =~ s/3/trois/ig;<br />$messg =~ s/three/trois/ig; <br />$messg =~ s/four/quatre/ig;<br />$messg =~ s/4/quatre/ig; <br />$messg =~ s/five/cinq/ig;<br />$messg =~ s/5/cinq/ig; <br />$messg =~ s/6/six/ig;<br />$messg =~ s/six/six/ig; <br />$messg =~ s/7/sept/ig;<br />$messg =~ s/seven/sept/ig; <br />$messg =~ s/eight/huit/ig;<br />$messg =~ s/8/huit/ig; <br />$messg =~ s/nine/neuf/ig;<br />$messg =~ s/9/neuf/ig; <br />$messg =~ s/ten/dix/ig;<br />$messg =~ s/10/dix/ig;<br />$self->sendmsg("$messg");<br />} |
| Quote: | | Random French Red Kneck Jokes: |
| Code: | | if($msg =~ /^f-red/)<br />{<br />open (FILE, "French Red.txt");<br />@fr = <FILE>;<br />close (FILE);<br />$result = @fr [ int(rand(scalar(@fr))) ];<br />$self->sendmsg("12$result", Font => "Verdana",Color => '660000',Effect => "B");<br />} |
And the jokes:
| Quote: | Plus d'un parent vivant est baptisé du nom d'un général méridional de guerre civile.
You've a jamais employé un siège de toilette comme cadre de tableau.
Votre momma a le "ammo" ; sur sa liste de Noël.
You've s'est monté à chaque voiture you've jamais possédée.
Vous brûlez votre cour plutôt que la fauchez. |
If you like + rep me if not - rep me
Matt. |
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JoeX
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Joined: 02 Jan 2004
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| Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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Nice command
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billy_billy
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Joined: 17 Mar 2004
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| Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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| why would you need french numbers? <_< |
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JoeX
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 12:05 am Post subject: |
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too cheat on french homework ?
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Trebe
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Joined: 23 Mar 2004
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Location: Computer Desk, My House, Alberta, Canada
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:32 am Post subject: |
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| You'd hope that anyone with french homework would know how to count, also it give you the wrong number for anything with more than one digit, but nice command |
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rickbot
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Joined: 12 Mar 2004
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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| haha, nice one matt |
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jeanhub
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Joined: 14 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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Matt you forgot to ay : Thanks to Jeanhub for the french numbers lol  |
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mat007
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Joined: 12 Jan 2004
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votes: 2
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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| You only told me number four i knew all the rest ^o) |
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